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Going to the Bird Sanctuary? Don’t Forget Your Arrowproof Vest

Posted on September 4, 2011 by

I’m not fat. James Gandolfini is fat. Larry the Cable Guy is fat. Dominique Strauss-Kahn’s rape file is fat. I’m stocky. Stout. Barrel-chested. A densely-packed man of action. Not fat. So when my wife casually grabbed a handful of my … Continue reading →

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