Category Archives: Pets

Why Does the Floor Have To Be So Low?

Posted on February 11, 2013 by

I am a pathetic worm. A writhing, whining, grunting, squirming carcass of need. Normal everyday function has been rendered impossible. For example, if I concentrate and struggle mightily for several minutes, I can remove one of my socks. I won’t … Continue reading →

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Dog Vs Squirrel: Persistence Is Futile!

Posted on August 31, 2011 by

It’s a conflict as old as time itself: dog versus squirrel. Hundreds of generations of selective breeding and adaptive evolution have somehow failed to disabuse dogs of the idea that they might be able to catch a squirrel, even though … Continue reading →

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