Monthly Archives: May 2012

Oh My God! Classic Rock Radio! I’m Going To Kill You!

Posted on May 28, 2012 by

I’m washing dishes one night, listening to classic rock on the radio. I’ve already gone to the bathroom to move my bowels while waiting out some pre-Van Halen Sammy Hagar piece of crap, but my disgust skyrockets when I’m elbow-deep … Continue reading →

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School Lunch: It’s Complicated

Posted on May 26, 2012 by

This morning, as the kids were filling their mouths with cereal the way I fill the emotional hole in my psyche with booze, I read the school lunch offering from the menu on the refrigerator door. “Today’s hot lunch is … Continue reading →

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Ice Fishing: The Aromatic Sport of Kings

Posted on May 23, 2012 by

In the winter I’m usually a pretty indoorsy guy. But here I was, outdoors, sitting on an overturned 5-gallon bucket, staring down a hole through two feet of ice, flicking the fishing line to make the maggot on the hook … Continue reading →

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Facebook IPO: Should You or Shouldn’t You?

Posted on May 16, 2012 by

Foundation-rattling news this week: Facebook has filed with the SEC to set the stage for an initial public offering (IPO), meaning they’re getting ready to sell shares to the public. Once this happens, Facebook Svengali Mark Zuckerberg (“With a name … Continue reading →

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This Ain’t No Normal Fishing Tournament

Posted on May 8, 2012 by

Mack Days are winding down. What’s that mean? It means hundreds of fishermen plying the waters of Flathead Lake to see who can reel in the biggest pile of lake trout, a non-native fish that can grow to the size … Continue reading →

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Revisiting Osama bin Laden’s Final Day

Posted on May 3, 2012 by

  A source who is intimately familiar with the day-to-day inner workings of Osama bin Laden’s fortified compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, has released an account of the Al Qaeda mastermind’s last day. The source spoke on the condition of anonymity, … Continue reading →

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